Lighthouse Jokes
Why don’t lighthouses ever go to college?
Because they’re already bright enough!
Why did the lighthouse break up with the ship?
Because it was tired of being taken for “granite”!
Why did the lighthouse say to the ship?
I’ve been “beaconing” you for hours!
Why are lighthouses such bad gossips?
Because they always spill the “beacon”!
Why did the lighthouse refuse to play hide and seek?
Because it was always spotted!
What do you call a lighthouse’s bad day?
A “fright-house”!
Why did the lighthouse become a musician?
Because it loved to play the “beacons”!
Why did the lighthouse go to therapy?
It needed help with its “beacon-ing” issues!
Why don’t lighthouses make good detectives?
Because they always let their light “shine” on the suspect!
Why did the lighthouse blush?
Because it saw the ship’s bottom!
Why don’t lighthouses ever lose at poker?
Because they always have a good “hand”le on the situation!
Why was the lighthouse a terrible chef?
Because it always over-“beacons” the meat!
What do you call a scared lighthouse?
A “fright”-house!
Why did the lighthouse refuse to play chess?
Because it was tired of being a “pawn”!
Why did the lighthouse never get lonely?
It always had a “light” companion!
