What did the tie say to the hat?
What did the tie say to the hat? 👔 🎩
You go on a head and I’ll hang around.
Kids Jokes
Giggle Time! Hilarious Jokes That Will Make Kids Roar with Laughter!
Kids jokes are simple, clean, and often involve animals, everyday objects, or funny situations that kids can relate to. For example, “Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?” The answer is, “Because she was stuffed!” This joke is easy for kids to understand and enjoy because it plays on the double meaning of “stuffed,” referring both to the filling inside a teddy bear and the feeling of being full from eating. It’s a gentle way to make children laugh, using familiar concepts and a playful twist on words. Kids jokes are great for encouraging a sense of humor and for sharing a moment of joy with family and friends.
Here are some Kids jokes that some people find funny:
Illness
“Why did Roger leave his job?”
“Illness.”
“Anything serious?”
“Yes. The boss got sick of him.”
Cow and grass
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
Human Race
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?”
The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made.”
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.”
The confused girl returns to her mother and says, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?”
The Mother answers, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.”
An old snake goes to see his Doctor
“Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days.” The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed.
Doc says, “What’s the problem…didn’t the glasses help you?”
“The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose the past 2 years!”
What do you give a 1000-pound gorilla for his...
Q: What do you give a 1000-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
What was the average age of a cave man?
Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!
Where do you find a birthday present for a ca...
In a cat-alogue!
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit a...
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. “I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I don’t know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast.”
PSST…
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive.
“Dead,” she was informed.
“How do you know?”, she asked.
“Because I pissed in his ear and it didn’t move,” said the child innocently.
“You did WHAT?!?”, the teacher squealed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘pssst’ and he didn’t move.”
