🚪 Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Let us.
Let us who?
Lettuce in, we’re starving!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Vaughan.
Vaughan who?
Vaughan day my prince will come…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity who?
That’s weird-opportunity doesn’t usually knock twice!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy Easter Bunny carry all dose treats in one basket?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck-olate bunny!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
Hedda marshmallow egg for you, but I ate it!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my basket with candy!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny Who?
Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don’t cwy Esther Bunny be Otay.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura Easter bunnies (More Easter bunnies)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ann.
Ann who?
Ann Easter bunny (An Easter bunny)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother Esther bunny.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther Bunny

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Easter
Easter, who?
The Easter Bunny.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo Who?
Cargo Meep Meep, over Esther Bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
No more
No more who?
No more Easter bunnies, wait till next year!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna other Easter bunny (Another Easter bunny)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad there are no more esther bunnies?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a chocolate Easter egg?

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi the Easter eggs around the house.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some more candy.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey good Easter everyone.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce hide some eggs.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back and I’ll toss you an egg!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
You who, is anybody in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
FBI.
FBI who?
I’m sorry, that information is classified.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me, I’m Irish!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for them!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rough.
Rough who?
Ruff ruff! You got a dog in there?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go “moo!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken door.
Broken door who?
I can’t finish the joke; the door’s broken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, I forgot my keys!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Audrey!
Audrey who?
Audrey be doing this!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ashley!
Ashley who?
Ashley-t’s foot!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up quick!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Glad you’re excited to see me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who ?
Never mind, it’s pointless !

Knock, knock.
👉👈

Who’s there?
🦉

Owl who?
🦉 you doin’, bestie? 😜🎉

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says “moo!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
Very long pause…
“Java.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana split so I had to go!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana peel, watch your step!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Orange.
Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Bananas of the world unite! Peel back oppression!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Little old lady.
Little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel! Banana yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, hand over the cash!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya please let me in now?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana come in, it’s cold out here

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co— Moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me! I’m just a vegetable telling jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you opened the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOOOO!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in; we’re freezing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!