Trial Titters

Q: Why don’t lawyers go to the beach?
A: Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand!

Witness Woes

Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.

Justice Jive

Q: Why did the scarecrow become a lawyer?
A: He was outstanding in his field!

Courtroom Capers

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue!

Brief Briefs

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.

Legal Lingo

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First they lie on one side, then they lie on the other side.

Boring Banter Witness Woes

Don't Hold Me in Contempt! Lawfully Funny Jokes for Legal Minds

Law jokes often play on legal terminology, the quirks of the legal profession, and the situations lawyers and clients find themselves in. For example, “What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more!” This joke plays on the word “charge,” referring both to how a buffalo might attack and the fees lawyers are known for. It’s a light-hearted way to poke fun at the legal profession’s complexities and the perceptions people have about lawyers, using humor to bridge the gap between the legal world and everyday experiences.

Here are some Law jokes that some people find funny:

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