The Visible Marketer

Why don’t marketers play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when you’re always trying to be noticed!

Bounce Rate Blues

Why did the marketer get kicked off the trampoline?

Because he had too many bounces!

Understanding Marketing

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “She’s/He’s fantastic in bed.”

That’s Advertising.

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”

That’s Brand Recognition.

From KPIs to ROFL: The Ultimate Collection of Marketing Puns and Jokes

Marketing jokes often poke fun at the creative and sometimes absurd lengths marketers go to capture attention and sell products. For example, “Why don’t marketers like trampolines? They’re scared of high bounce rates!” This joke cleverly uses the term “bounce rate” – a metric in digital marketing that indicates the percentage of visitors who leave a site after viewing only one page – and applies it humorously to trampolines. It’s a playful nod to the challenges and jargon of the marketing world, highlighting the profession’s unique concerns in a light-hearted way.

Here are some Marketing jokes that some people find funny: