Programmers Jokes

Why did Google start fixing search results? Because when someone searched ‘where to hide things’, the top result was always ‘page 2 of Google’!

Why don’t programmers like planning weddings?
Because they can’t stand infinite loops!

Q: Why did the AI go to therapy?
A: It had too many “neural issues”!

“Why do programmers always get confused between their age and 128?”
“Because that’s a bit of a difference!”

A programmer went to a grocery store.
The clerk asked, “Why are you buying 1000 items?”
The programmer replied, “I’m just trying to initialize my array.”

A programmer was spotted at a movie theater.
His friend asked, “Watching ‘A Bug’s Life’?”
The programmer sighed, “No, just trying to find inspiration for debugging.”

Two programmers went to a restaurant.
The waiter asked, “What will you have?”
One said, “I’ll have the infinite loop pasta!”
The waiter responded, “It’s endless, just like your code!”

“Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?”
Another responded, “Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.”

A programmer took a cup of coffee to his workspace.
His colleague asked, “Working on Java?”
The programmer replied, “How did you guess?”