Dairy Delights
Q: What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?
A: I’m gouda!
Feathered Funnies
Q: Why did the duck get detention?
A: For quacking in class!
Baking Banter
Q: Why did the baker go to jail?
A: He was caught rolling in the dough!
Musical Mirth
Q: Why did the musician break up with the metronome?
A: She couldn’t keep the beat!
Eggcellent Laughs
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet!
Seafood Snickers
Q: Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
A: Because they’re shellfish!
