How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!

List of Q&A Jokes

Why did the photo go to jail?

Jokes from Outer Space

Math-terpieces

Puns from the Wild

The right taste

Tennessee

Cat Food

28 days

Blonde Jokes

A blonde is walking down the street with a pi...

A blond going to London on a plane, how can y...

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to th...

What flower is in between your nose and your ...

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?

Miss Right

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Hemophiliac and Virgin

What does a lion call a antelope?

Wife & Job

Black, white, black, white, black, white

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pic...

Blondes and Waterskiing

Grey, yellow

The Parrot Joke

What is Fast Food?

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hand...

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Blind Fish

Golf Balls and G-Spots

Who keeps the ocean clean?

What do you call people who are afraid of San...

Cow

What’s brown and sticky?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job off...

Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Cow 2

Why are pirates called pirates?

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

Cow Disease

Flies Have Wings, Why?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you call a blonde that goes to colleg...

How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

What is green and smells?

Brainwash

What does a blonde put behind her ears to mak...