How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

List of Q&A Jokes

Why did the photo go to jail?

Jokes from Outer Space

Math-terpieces

Puns from the Wild

The right taste

Tennessee

Cat Food

28 days

Blonde Jokes

A blonde is walking down the street with a pi...

A blond going to London on a plane, how can y...

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to th...

What flower is in between your nose and your ...

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Blondes and Waterskiing

Grey, yellow

Blind Fish

Golf Balls and G-Spots

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hand...

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Cow

What’s brown and sticky?

Who keeps the ocean clean?

What do you call people who are afraid of San...

Cow 2

Why are pirates called pirates?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job off...

Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Flies Have Wings, Why?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

Cow Disease

How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

What is green and smells?

Brainwash

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you call a blonde that goes to colleg...

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

What stops then goes then stops then goes?

What does a blonde put behind her ears to mak...

Light bulb

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bot...

Beer bottle

Grenade

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

What’s the difference between a lawyer and ...

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