Jokes from Outer Space

Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get a little brighter.

Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.

Q: Why did the moon skip dinner?
A: It was full.

List of Q&A Jokes

Why did the photo go to jail?

Math-terpieces

Puns from the Wild

The right taste

Tennessee

Cat Food

28 days

Blonde Jokes

A blonde is walking down the street with a pi...

A blond going to London on a plane, how can y...

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to th...

What flower is in between your nose and your ...

How do you confuse a stupid person?

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bot...

Beer bottle

Grenade

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

What’s the difference between a lawyer and ...

How do you tell?

How many men does it take to open a beer?

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

What’s the difference between a rotwiel...

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

How do you know when a woman is about to say ...

Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed,...

Blonde basement

What is the fastest fish in the sea?

How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A 100 dollar bill

Raven and Dog

What is yellow and dangerous?

Why do men die before their wives?

Dictionary or octopus?

Hide and Seek

Lightbulb to the fuse

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x ...

Basketball and sex

Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?

Pregnant

Why are blondes like cornflakes

How do blonde brain cells die?

What does a lion call a antelope?

Miss Right

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Hemophiliac and Virgin

How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Wife & Job

Black, white, black, white, black, white