Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

List of Q&A Jokes

Why did the photo go to jail?

Jokes from Outer Space

Math-terpieces

Puns from the Wild

The right taste

Tennessee

Cat Food

28 days

Blonde Jokes

A blonde is walking down the street with a pi...

A blond going to London on a plane, how can y...

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to th...

What flower is in between your nose and your ...

How do you confuse a stupid person?

How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Grey, yellow

The Parrot Joke

What is Fast Food?

Blondes and Waterskiing

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Blind Fish

Golf Balls and G-Spots

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hand...

What do you call people who are afraid of San...

Cow

What’s brown and sticky?

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Cow 2

Why are pirates called pirates?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job off...

Cow Disease

Flies Have Wings, Why?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

What do you call a blonde that goes to colleg...

How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

What is green and smells?

Brainwash

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Light bulb

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

What stops then goes then stops then goes?

What does a blonde put behind her ears to mak...

Grenade

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bot...

Beer bottle