Puns from the Wild

Q: Why don’t some animals play cards in the wild?
A: Because they are afraid of cheetahs.

Q: What do you call a fish without eyes?
A: Fsh!

Q: Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
A: Because they are shellfish.

List of Q&A Jokes

Why did the photo go to jail?

Jokes from Outer Space

Math-terpieces

The right taste

Tennessee

Cat Food

28 days

Blonde Jokes

A blonde is walking down the street with a pi...

A blond going to London on a plane, how can y...

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to th...

What flower is in between your nose and your ...

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hand...

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Blind Fish

Golf Balls and G-Spots

Who keeps the ocean clean?

What do you call people who are afraid of San...

Cow

What’s brown and sticky?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job off...

Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Cow 2

Why are pirates called pirates?

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

Cow Disease

Flies Have Wings, Why?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Brainwash

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you call a blonde that goes to colleg...

How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

What is green and smells?

What stops then goes then stops then goes?

What does a blonde put behind her ears to mak...

Light bulb

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bot...

Beer bottle

Grenade

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

What’s the difference between a lawyer and ...

How do you tell?

How many men does it take to open a beer?

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

What’s the difference between a rotwiel...

How do you stop a fish from smelling?