Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

List of Q&A Jokes

Why did the photo go to jail?

Jokes from Outer Space

Math-terpieces

Puns from the Wild

The right taste

Tennessee

Cat Food

28 days

Blonde Jokes

A blonde is walking down the street with a pi...

A blond going to London on a plane, how can y...

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to th...

What flower is in between your nose and your ...

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Cow 2

Why are pirates called pirates?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job off...

Cow Disease

Flies Have Wings, Why?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

What do you call a blonde that goes to colleg...

How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

What is green and smells?

Brainwash

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Light bulb

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

What stops then goes then stops then goes?

What does a blonde put behind her ears to mak...

Grenade

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bot...

Beer bottle

How many men does it take to open a beer?

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

What’s the difference between a lawyer and ...

How do you tell?

How do you know when a woman is about to say ...

Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed,...

What’s the difference between a rotwiel...

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A 100 dollar bill

Blonde basement

What is the fastest fish in the sea?