Science Jokes

Genetic Jest

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Why don’t biologists have mid-life crises?

Because they know it’s all in the genes!

Geological Giggles

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault!

Chemical Chortles

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Why do chemists like high alkaline solutions?

Because they can’t resist a basic joke!

Astronomical Absurdities

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Why was the moon so grumpy?

Because it was waning patience!

Biological Banter

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Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Because they had no chemistry!

Quantum Quirks

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Why don’t quantum physicists make good comedians?

Because when you get the joke, you don’t get the joke!