Short Jokes

Wave

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Do you know what it’s called when a short person waves to you?

A microwave.

Writer’s Woe

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Why did the pen get a timeout?
It was always crossing the line!

Architect’s Anxiety

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Why was the blueprint anxious?
It was feeling drawn out!

Planetary Prank

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Why do planets never play hide and seek with Pluto?
Because it’s always in a different Solar System!

History Hustle

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What do historians always bring to the gym?
The ability to work up a historical sweat!

H2O Humor

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Why did the water bottle go to therapy?
It had too many cap issues!

Vegetarian Dilemma

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Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!

Spacey Serenade

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed space!

Ghostly Gourmet

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Why don’t ghosts like fast food?
It goes right through them!

Gravity Pulls a Fast One

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Why doesn’t a physics book ever fall off the shelf?
It always keeps the laws of attraction!

Time Traveler’s Paradox

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Why don’t we ever see time travelers at parties?
They already know they weren’t invited!

Digital Dilemma

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Why don’t secrets work in a computer?
Because even Windows can spill the beans!