Got Any Grapes?

Once upon a time in a cozy little town, there was a duck who loved visiting the local grocery store. Every morning, he would waddle into the store and ask the manager, “Do you have any grapes?” Each time, the manager would gently reply, “No, we don’t sell grapes here.”

Despite this, the duck returned day after day, asking for grapes. The store manager, always patient, would repeat that they didn’t sell grapes. The customers began to find the duck’s daily visits amusing and endearing.

One day, to everyone’s surprise, the manager decided to stock grapes just for the duck. The next morning, when the duck came in and asked, “Do you have any grapes?” the manager proudly said, “Yes, we do!” But the duck looked confused and said, “Oh, I don’t like grapes. Do you have any apples?” 🦆🍇🍏

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