You Might Be A Vampire If…
You open a Bloodbucks cafe to serve the vampire community
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You Might Be A Vampire If…
On Halloween you get mad at people for dressing up in vampire costumes pretending to be someone they are not
You Might Be A Vampire If…
On Halloween you sleep waiting for Dracula to come down the chimney to bring you lots of humans
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You start a neck-biting range for vampires to practice their aim
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You refuse to date anyone named Buffy
You Might Be A Vampire If…
Your idea of a scary movie is watching humans kill the last vampire on earth
You Might Be A Vampire If…
Your worse nightmare is waking up to a world without humans
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You look at blood the way party-goers look at beer
You Might Be A Vampire If…
During winter you are careful not to select people who are too cold to avoid frostbite
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You consider coming out of the closet as a vampire at a Twilight premier party
You Might Be A Vampire If…
Your class looks to you for ideas on how to dress and act like a vampire
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You own a bar that requires a blood sample instead of ID to enter
You Might Be A Vampire If…
Someone mentions the word ‘vessel’ and you immediately think of ‘blood vessels’
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You notice you can outrun a cheetah
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You look at people the same way they look at a buffet
You Might Be A Vampire If…
Your friends bring humans as gifts to your birthday party
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You grew up receiving gifts on Halloween instead of Christmas
You Might Be A Vampire If…
Your party friends look to you to be the designated bottle opener
You Might Be A Vampire If…
As a kid you knew more about Count Dracula than you did the Count on Sesame Street
You Might Be A Vampire If…
Halloween is the only day of the year you feel you can be yourself
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You like a good Bloody Mary from concentrate
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You are surprised that you can’t make withdrawals at a blood bank
You Might Be A Vampire If…
Your parents wanted you to own a blood bank when you grew up
You Might Be A Vampire If…
The first thing you think of when you meet people is what blood type they are
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You recently joined Bloodaholics Anonymous
You Might Be A Vampire If…
The only bank you want to rob is a blood bank
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You are surprised that you can’t make withdrawals at a blood bank
You Might Be A Vampire If…
Your parents wanted you to own a blood bank when you grew up
You Might Be A Vampire If…
The first thing you think of when you meet people is what blood type they are
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You recently joined Bloodaholics Anonymous
You Might Be A Vampire If…
The only bank you want to rob is a blood bank
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You joined the blood scouts as a kid
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You order a Bloody Mary and ask if she is fresh
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You open up a blood bank for homeless vampires
You Might Be A Vampire If…
Your favorite animal is a giraffe
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You do more before 6am than anyone else
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You have regular blood baths
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You join a bat watching club and participate from time to time
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You killed the inventor of the turtleneck
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You wonder why books about vampires are not taught in history classes
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You ravage through the trash nightly at a blood bank
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You cringe when somebody around you orders a steak (stake) at a restaurant
You Might Be A Vampire If…
Your desire for food is as big as your desire for a tan
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You react to garlic the way kids react to veggies
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You order a Bloody Mary with an extra twist of Mary
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You stare at a women’s neck more than you do her curves
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You are bleeching your teeth once a day
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You find bloody noises sexy
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You brush, floss and sharpen your teeth daily
You Might Be A Vampire If…
You buy a coffin with a night light
