Sleeping In on Weekends
Why don’t weekends ever wake up early?
Because they believe in resting their case!
Weekend Marathon
Why did the weekend run a marathon?
Because it was tired of being only two days long and wanted to stretch itself out!
The Weekend Diet
Why did the burger break up with the fries on the weekend?
Because it wanted to ketchup on some ‘light’ reading!
The End of the Week Chaos
Why are weekends the messiest part of the week?
Because they’re always in the middle of a Sun-day and Satur-day cleaning!
The Weekend Forecast
Why did the weekend apply to be a weather forecaster?
Because it heard that its days are always either Saturday or Sun-day!
The Gardening Weekend
Why don’t gardeners ever take weekends off?
Because they can’t help but plant their time!
