Call Centre vs Prison

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
IN A CALL CENTRE you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle (if you’re lucky).

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
IN A CALL CENTRE you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
IN A CALL CENTRE you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
IN A CALL CENTRE you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
IN A CALL CENTRE you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
IN A CALL CENTRE you have to share.

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
IN A CALL CENTRE you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
IN A CALL CENTRE you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
IN A CALL CENTRE you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
IN A CALL CENTRE they are called managers.

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